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ó Read Ú Hush, Hush by Becca Fitzpatrick ¼ How I Would Have Ended It This post was inspired by the fan tas tic videos over at www.
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This ren di tion is entirely satire It is not meant to offend and I mean no dis cour tesy I rec og nize that authors put a lot of time and work into their nov els and I am not try ing to dis re spect that Writ ing a novel is hard work and is some thing I have never done and I cer tainly don t think I could do a bet ter job I am sim ply, with light hearted inten tion, using humour and imag i na tion to spark book dis cus sion and fun and point out some issues I had with the novel.
And lastly, please don t sue me I have no money And I have chil dren to feed And I have a cat to feed as well You wouldn t want a cat to go with out food, would you Also, pretty UHHUM WHY IS IT THAT ALL I SEE ARE NEGATIVE REVIEWS OF THIS BOOK REALLY REALLY ARE WE EVEN READING THE SAME HUSH HUSH I fell in love with Patch INSTANTLY I mean what s not to love I also love Nora She is such a refreshing and intriguing heroine Her and Patch suit each other perfectly They bounce off each other and really made me laugh with their witty and sarcy sense of humour They bicker like hell and it s so much fun to read I loved the twist in the end, it turned everything I thought was going to happen into something entirely different I never knew what was going to happen next I thoroughly enjoyed and loved this book and I certainly cannot wait to read the next Well deserved 5 stars, well fricking deserved
About three things I was absolutely positive First, that Hush, Hush was, without a doubt, one of the worst Twilight rip offs I ve ever had the misfortune to read.
Second, there was a part of me and I didn t realize how dominant that part actually was that insisted on reading Hush, Hush to the bitter end in the hope it would redeem itself.
And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably wrong in that decision.
I read this ON A DARE a double dog one, if you must know And now I want to look it in the eye and ask REALLY, BOOK REALLYBecause it doesn t just cross the line into the uncomfortably creepy territory it takes a cosmic leap over it Hush, Hush may have the dubious distinction of being the worst book I ve ever readI assumed it s a book since that s what you d call a bunch of printed and bound pages, but I m really applying the term book loosely here.
Yes, I know I m not the intended audience, but should terribly written books that can only aspire to reach the same literary heights as the word of the day toilet paper even HAVE a target audience Yes, I m being harsh But I m also being honest Let me give you a sample of my complaints all of them would be longer Top Ten Irrational Points in Hush, Hush Nora s sex ed class begins with the teacher stating, Human reproduction requires mature handling And like all science, the best approach is to learn by sleuthing For the rest of the class, practice this technique by finding out as much as you can about your new seating assignment partner Tomorrow, bring your write up of your discoveries, and believe me, I m going to check for authenticity I want to see real interaction and teamwork This is a biology class Teaching kids how to get to know one another reflects the teaching of the science of human reproduction howThe next day, class focuses on what qualities each student looks for in a potential mate and the nuances of body language when hitting on someone Again, this is Bio Not health, not well I don t know what cause I never took a class this ridiculous But I took a lot of sciences, and this ain t Let s see My review What I learned from this book Well, I learned that it was a lot of fun to write Enjoy the fall, all
You smell good, too, said PatchIt s called a shower I was staring straight ahead When he didn t answer, I turned sideways Soap Shampoo Hot water Naked I know the drill I have read this book in 2 days I can t say I didn t like it Yeah I know it has some mistakes or nonsense things but it was good It was sim This book is simply appalling I won t lie, my expectations going in about this book were pretty low But even so, Hush, Hush managed to disappoint me.
First, there are many similarities with Twilight you have a regular average girl here, absent parents, a love affair with a dangerous supernatural boyfriend, a final showdown with a villain of his own kind The mythology, while somewhat unusual I haven t read anything about fallen angels in YA so far , is paper thin The characters are shallow and undeveloped BTW, Vee is the dumbest character I ve read about maybe ever But this is not even what makes this book a barely tolerable read This book is just plain silly, and silly not in a cute and funny way, butin it s pretty dumb and dangerou A SACRED OATHA FALLEN ANGELA FORBIDDEN LOVERomance Was Not Part Of Nora Grey S Plan She S Never Been Particularly Attracted To The Boys At Her School, No Matter How Hard Her Best Friend, Vee, Pushes Them At Her Not Until Patch Comes Along With His Easy Smile And Eyes That Seem To See Inside Her, Patch Draws Nora To Him Against Her Better JudgmentBut After A Series Of Terrifying Encounters, Nora S Not Sure Whom To Trust Patch Seems To Be Everywhere She Is And Seems To Know About Her Than Her Closest Friends She Can T Decide Whether She Should Fall Into His Arms Or Run And Hide And When She Tries To Seek Some Answers, She Finds Herself Near A Truth That Is Way Unsettling Than Anything Patch Makes Her FeelFor She Is Right In The Middle Of An Ancient Battle Between The Immortal And Those That Have Fallen And, When It Comes To Choosing Sides, The Wrong Choice Will Cost Nora Her Life read this Don t argue just do it If you don t like me, I ll force myself on you until you do We see this all the time and it s even romanticized Everything from romance novels to sitcoms we see women who aren t interested in a man and we see those men determined to catch her To pursue her, to convince her that she ll like me eventually If I try hard enough, if I harass her long enough she s sure to cave in eventually She can t say no And if she does I ll just assume it s code for try harder Before you read the rest of this review you should really go and read this post and this post on rape culture Please read them, especially if you don t like the word feminist, especially if you think Patch is hot or romantic , and especially if you re thinking about trolling this review Learn what s really acceptable before you bash someone for sa