ô Eldest ↠´ Download by ½ Christopher Paolini
ô Eldest ↠´ Download by ½ Christopher Paolini Is it better than Eragon Lots of people have asked me if I liked Eldest better or thought it was a better book Yes and no The writing wascoherent and sounded less inexperienced, and some of the perspective changes made it easier to read But if a writer doesn t get better on his second book or as he gets older, he s kind of a jerk, eh But Chris was quite a bitaware this time that he had an audience, that his book s arrival was being anticipated with bitten nails, whining, and drool He therefore did evenof that language dress up and song and dance,of that irritating demonstration of his belief that the words themselves should be the art rather than the art being the story they describe.
Paolini appears to Do Elves have pubic hair Are Orc marriages performed with ceremonies What is the life cycle of the giant birds the Nazgul ride If questions like these have haunted you ever since you delved into the world of fantasy, look no further for your answers Eldest continues the saga started in Eragon by sending our plucky hero into the land of the Elves in order to complete his training as a Rider There, we learn absolutely everything you n ever wanted to know about the Elves think of it as though the Lord of the Rings treated the different races not as allegories, but as Star Trek races, with their own anthropologies Alas, all the training is worthless in changing Eragon They then must ask the hot, female, identical twin Elves to stand naked back to back and jiggle so as to make the dragon tattoo running over their bodies release th Mel
I hate Eragon, but I was intrigued to see if Paolini has improved, so I borrowed this book and attempted to read it.
I hate Eragon I hate Eldest even .
If Eragon is bad, it at least had a semblance of a traditional plot the introduction, the buildup, the climax, and the teaser for the next chapter of the journey Eldest started off with a flat summary, then it went straight into a continuation from the previous story, and around 600 pages of exposition full of step by step miniscule details that have no bearing towards the plot at all, before finally going to a faux climax again The faux climax battle of dragons comes out of the blue, as there was a sadly sparse attempt of interweaving it with the bulk of the book I rather thought the 600 page could be edited out to just 10 pages, and it might ve made the book a bit better and muchbeara The world is stretched thin, Eragon Soon it will snap and madness will burst forth What you feel is what we dragons feel and what the elves feel the inexorable march of grim fate as the end of our age approaches Weep for those who will die in the chaos that shall consume Alaga sia And hope that we may win a brighter future by the strength of your sword and shield and my fangs and talons Well that was some ride Amazing First off thanks to my BR partners, Her Purpleness and Her Pinkyness, who not only kept me company but also greeted and treated me with such amazing warmth I felt so welcomed Thank you, ladies I don t think I can review this book effectively Mostly bcz I read it on the go and in small bits and pieces The impact was somewhat lost on me thanks t
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