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Download Epub Format í Twilight PDF by Ò Stephenie Meyer I hate this book I will probably end up reading the rest of them, because if I don t, people that love this thing will think they can convert me if I just keep reading ETA Jan 2013 Never even remotely bothered to finish the series In short the writing mechanics are atrocious.
The dialogue is stilted and absolutely wretched The characterization is bad loose, jumpy, and the progression is occasionally senseless The main characters themselves are not compelling selfish, shallow, lacking the deep thought that comes with true passion and love and instead leaping recklessly into stupid and deadly situations when anyone with a brain could see sixty other possibilities that should have been tried first.
I can t express my disgust for the relationship between Edward and Bella It s not romance, it s not passion, it s not l It turns out we don t need Dr John Gray to tell us that men are from Transylvania and women are from Venus We just need to read Stephenie Meyer books For example, from this book we learn that the millions of women who have wolfed down the Twilight series pun intended want men who 1 Talk about their feelings Either Meyer s husband is the single most communicative male on the planet and she doesn t realize how unusual he is, or she, like most of her female readers, is using her fiction to imagine a world where men not only have deep emotions but want to admit to having them and talk about them over and over, articulating even the most subtle of their internal dramas 2 Make them flutter But just being a sensitive new age kind of guy doesn t cut it A man has to be hard bodied, chiseled, dashing, and have eyes that pierce the soul, if not the ski I really enjoy lively details There s nothing better than knowing an author has really thought about her characters and situations, and come up with some surprising and delightful detail that makes the whole reading experience fuller Lively details, you understand pointless details are a nightmare to read I don t need to know that Bella ate a granola bar for breakfast I REALLY DON T Notice that I remembered the granola bar I think this is partly because I was fervently hoping it would have significance Like, she would spectacularly choke on her oatmeal the next day and think, AH, I should have had a granola bar like yesterday Show, don t tell is not the be all and end all of writing There s a little thing called summary narrative It s beautiful it facilitates plot progression without having to follow your narrator through 24 fucking hours of a day and watch as sh I actually had to give this book three separate reviews by three sides of my personality My three star rating is the median of the three Review 1, by My Inner Fifteen Year Old Girl 5 stars Bella is smart, funny, well read, pretty and yet misunderstood by most of her peers just like me Then she meets a cool, hot guy who turns out to be a good vampire, and he can do really cool things, like run fast and stop cars with his hands, but he s still sweet and wonderful It s ultimate wish fulfillment fantasy what s not to like Meyers can make your heart speed up with some of the tense, tortured we must be together no, what if i hurt you pg 13 erotica Review 2, by My Fan of YA Lit 3 Stars Meyers can tell a pretty good story, when she lets
my name is bella bella swan here s what stephenie didn t tell you it s super duper important.
on the morning after it rained, it was rainy outside and i frowned at it being so rainy all the time i chuckled to myself, darn weather i stared at the rain outside, which is where they usually keep the rain there was never any rain in phoenix i love phoenix i hate rain i tripped over a large air pocket on my bedroom floor and bashed my skull into the corner of my bookcase, which had three shelves and was faux wood veneer after i applied cold compresses and stanched most of the bleeding, i drove to school, but they must have moved the school building across town i chuckled to myself, darn school moving people after i drove around for a few hours looking for where they put the building, edward cullen pulled up alongside me in his s Save your time here s the entirety of Twilight in 20 dialogue snippets a wiggedy wack intermission.
First 200 pages I like you, Edward You shouldn t I m dangerous I like you, Edward But I m dangerous Next 50 pages I m a vampire I like you, Edward But I m a vampire I m dangerous I like you, Edward Next 100 pages I like you, Edward You smell good, Bella I m dangerous I like you, Edward Damn, you smell good I like you, Edward Also, I glow in sunlight Next 50 pages A VAMPIRE BASEBALL GAME I wish I was kidding Last 100 pages Help me, Edward I m being chased I ll save you Help me, Edward I m scared I ll save you Oh, Edward You smell good One half star for lack of quality, and one half star for being unintentionally hilarious especially page Oh my This book, to me, is like chocolate a delicious, sinful, addictive indulgence which you convince yourself has beneficial qualities zinc, calcium, keeps me quiet at that time of the month in order to justify your addiction.
By beneficial qualities , I mean that it s reading, and since when is reading bad Let me say quite clearly that I m a sucker for romance, especially the intense, passionate, tragic kind I don t read romance novels , though, because to me they are lacklustre Meyer s book has the extra edge I need, though, a great way of keeping doom hanging over the main characters heads she s human, he s a vampire.
Sound corny Yeah, I know, and the only reason Meyer gets away with it as well as she does is because Twilight doesn t try to be anything it s not, and it has such conviction Only Meyer could get away with giving her narrator the name Isabella Swan She says in her l
5 stars Believe it or not, there are actually a few books that are worse than Twilight.
Ok, funny story I was sitting on my couch with my husband last night finishing up Twilight I slammed the book shut and began rubbing my temples Then, my husband goes, So you finally finished, huh Yes I can t believe I used to like this book, I said Hahaha Yeah, I remember you were on Twilight s balls hard Yeah, yeah, yeahThere isn t a single book on my shelf that has fluctuated between all ratings besides Twilight No, your eyes do not deceive you I actually have read Twilight 4 times I used to hail from Shelfari.
com and the first rating I ever gave Twilight was 5 stars After I made the switch to GoodReads, I decided to give it 4 stars instead So, recently I was browsing my GoodReads shelf I often do that to clean up ratings , I noticed Twilight was sitti About Three Things I Was Absolutely PositiveFirst, Edward Was A VampireSecond, There Was A Part Of Him And I Didn T Know How Dominant That Part Might Be That Thirsted For My BloodAnd Third, I Was Unconditionally And Irrevocably In Love With HimIn The First Book Of The Twilight Saga, Internationally Bestselling Author Stephenie Meyer Introduces Bella Swan And Edward Cullen, A Pair Of Star Crossed Lovers Whose Forbidden Relationship Ripens Against The Backdrop Of Small Town Suspicion And A Mysterious Coven Of Vampires This Is A Love Story With Bite