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0 stars FULL REVIEW hopefully to follow after resolution of the lawsuit filed against this reviewer in the District Court of Narnia by, among others 20th Century Fucks Fox, Lucasfilms, the Tolkien Estate and Robert Van Winkle aka Vanilla AsshatIce in order to prevent the release of an allegedly offensive but in reality just knee slappingly funny PARODY review depicting Darth Vader, Gandalf the White, The MOUTH of Sauron and several inebriated Ewoks hopped up on Shire Ale and Longbottom Leaf all playing a naked, sexually explicit game of ring toss using oversized versions of the One Ring all while s The Return of the King is the last installment of the Lord of the Rings Trilogy Can the companions defeat the power of Sauron Will there be peace in the land of Middle earth once , or shall the darkness overpower the world I want to write an amazing review for this series, because it deserves the best I don t know if it will be amazing, but I will try Tolkien made a wonderful world, and an epic journey across the beautiful Middle earth How amazing it was to walk side by side with the companions through his enchanted world Even though the days grew darker as the companions rode closer to Mordor, he developed a picturesque world that no author could compare to I really felt like I was in his world I could imagine feeling every leaf, and tree with my finger tips I could see the Alternate Cover Edition HereThe Companions Of The Ring Have Become Involved In Separate Adventures As The Quest Continues Aragorn, Revealed As The Hidden Heir Of The Ancient Kings Of The West, Joined With The Riders Of Rohan Against The Forces Of Isengard, And Took Part In The Desperate Victory Of The Hornburg Merry And Pippin, Captured By Orcs, Escaped Into Fangorn Forest And There Encountered The Ents Gandalf Returned, Miraculously, And Defeated The Evil Wizard, Saruman Meanwhile, Sam And Frodo Progressed Towards Mordor To Destroy The Ring, Accompanied By SmEagol Gollum, Still Obsessed By His Precious After A Battle With The Giant Spider, Shelob, Sam Left His Master For Dead But Frodo Is Still Alive In The Hands Of The Orcs And All The Time The Armies Of The Dark Lord Are Massing JRR Tolkien S Great Work Of Imaginative Fiction Has Been Labeled Both A Heroic Romance And A Classic Fantasy Fiction By Turns Comic And Homely, Epic And Diabolic, The Narrative Moves Through Countless Changes Of Scene And Character In An Imaginary World Which Is Totally Convincing In Its Detail The last stand for the control of Middle Earth I WENT TO MIDDLE EARTH AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS CRUMMY RING That s the message in a t shirt that I got in a tourism travel and I still have it I thought that it was appropiate to begin my review about the third part and final of Lord of the Rings.
All that fuzz about a ring that can turn you invisible You may think, but that was the least of its properties Its major use was being able to control of the rest of ring bearers with it, and if you think about that many of the most powerful beings in the Middle Earth possessed a ring, well, it seems logical why all that fuzz Moreover, a factor that not usually is pondered is that The One Ring also helps to extend the lifetime of a being to an absurd expanse, and since Sauron is just a shadow of his past self, it s evident why Book Review4 of 5 stars to The Return of the King, the third book in the Lord of the Rings trilogy, written in 1955, by J.
R Tolkien After reading the first two books in this series, how can you not finish it with this one I knocked them back between 9th and 10th grades, loving every minute of the imagination and struggle between good and evil When I got this this final one, I already knew I d be sad to say goodbye to all the characters I d fallen hardcore for over the 1500 pages between the volumes But when the movies came out, I had a chance to re live the intensity of this drama as taking on such large books with everything else I had on my reading plate, did not make sense Watching them in film form tho lived up to many expectations Of course, I loved the books , but I still enjoyed the films and will wat The Return of the King takes about a hundred pages to sink one s teeth into, but persevering is worth it for the glint of sunrise on a victorious maiden s hair, for the show of willpower against all odds in the eleventh hour, and for the golden bloom of a happy ending.
Well, I ve come to the end of the road onceThis was my tenth reading of Tolkien s saga of Middle Earth the first time I visited was in 1986 and it s pointless trying to write a balanced review of my favourite books Suffice it to say that these books are a part of me written into my DNA, if you like, and I love them dearly.
I ll be back in a year or two, Bagginses, to do it all over again Buddy read with Sunshine Seaspray.
And I did come back As I will again and again and again You ll have to excuse me now, as I m definitely not crying You see, I m wounded and it will never really heal 2nd June 2017
Tolkien is the master of world building With his writing comes generations of detailed history and lore Middle Earth did not simply spring up overnight Instead it is firmly established with the most thorough groundwork that is simply unmatched And here his epic trilogy comes to an end I ve read it many times over the years, and reviewing it is no easy task So, like my reviews of the first two books, I ve picked out ten things I really love about the book Spoilers ahead 1.
The blade that was broken has been remadeFrom the ashes a fire shall be woken, A light from the shadows shall spring Renewed shall be blade that was broken, The crownless again shall be king Aragorn never really felt kingly until he was given the sword of Elendil His commanding presence becamethan just a presence when he wielded the sword We all kne EXTENDED EDITION MOVIES MARATHON TIME my place at 5 am Bring snacks Note there are muchscholarly reviews available out there, so if that interests you, I would refer you to reviews like this one the official Tolkien Society being said, I hope my layman approach is enjoyable for most Aragorn For Frodo Holy Gimli son of Gl in, I loved this book Tolkien is a demigod when it comes to worldbuilding and storytelling You would be hard pressed to find any fantasy novel that reaches the level of his imagination and literacy I wouldn t say the book is perfect, but the races he includes with their various languages expressed in song and poem, and the references to internal lore of past events, can make you forget that you re reading high fantasy instead of a true, historical retelling of an epic past.
Whenever I read a narrative story, I consciously try and suspend all d