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[Stephenie Meyer] Ú Breaking Dawn [slice-of-life PDF] Ebook Epub Download Ì This is a direct quote from Seth, Stephenie Meyer s brother and the person who runs her website In an attempt to keep the books clean and not make young girls think about things that they don t need to think about, no other book mentioned anything about reproductive systems Hear that, girls You re not supposed to think about things.
Especially not sex.
Don t think about sex Ever.
Or you will be thinking about things you shouldn t be thinking about.
Don t think about boys Thinking about boys leads to thinking about holding hands and kissing, which leads to thinking about sex, which is bad.
Don t wonder about how babies are made and don t ever wonder where you came from Clearly you popped out of your mother s vajayjay the instant your parents thought about having a child, like in The Sims 1 No sex involved.
Don t wonder if your parents still have sex Newsflash most parents pardon any grammatical spelling errors, I m not reading this over again I didn t get much sleep obviously If I could give this book a lower score, I absolutely would When you create a book series, there tends to be an issue with the next book that comes out in the series having to be better than the last Of course that is always a possibility for stories such as Harry Potter, where the plot is laced through all of the books and leads to an ultimate climax and resolution in the final book Stephenie Meyer did not follow this example in any way, shape, or form.
Instead of possibly creating an internal plot that would follow the entire series, every book haswell, I cannot justify a plot in any of the books, save the first one that was in the last 100 pages of the boo To Be Irrevocably In Love With A Vampire Is Both Fantasy And Nightmare Woven Into A Dangerously Heightened Reality For Bella Swan Pulled In One Direction By Her Intense Passion For Edward Cullen, And In Another By Her Profound Connection To Werewolf Jacob Black, She Has Endured A Tumultuous Year Of Temptation, Loss, And Strife To Reach The Ultimate Turning Point Her Imminent Choice To Either Join The Dark But Seductive World Of Immortals Or To Pursue A Fully Human Life Has Become The Thread From Which The Fates Of Two Tribes HangsNow That Bella Has Made Her Decision, A Startling Chain Of Unprecedented Events Is About To Unfold With Potentially Devastating And Unfathomable, Consequences Just When The Frayed Strands Of Bella S Life First Discovered In Twilight, Then Scattered And Torn In New Moon And Eclipse Seem Ready To Heal And Knit Together, Could They Be Destroyed Forever I was so disenchanted with Eclipse I wasn t excited for this read, but I had to know how it ends I held off judgment in hopes that the conclusion would redeem the series The verdict Hard to swallow soap opera A car crash you can t stop staring at in hopes that something salvageable comes out of the wreckage But nothing does So bad I started taking notes on all the plot holes because I couldn t keep track What happened to the story that captured the hearts of girls everywhere You can t fall in love with your characters so much you save them from the dilemma you created the impossibilities of vampire and human love, the instinctual need to destroy between vampires and werewolves, the girl who has to choose between two boys in opposing worlds, the boy who gets left out, the girl wh Where do I begin I LOVED this book It was even better than I even imagined So many surprises I picked mine up at midnight when it was released and could hardly put it down So first offthe wedding was beautiful The honeymoon was even better Stephenie Meyer did an amazing job of writing a tasteful honeymoon scene It wasn t dirty at all It was beautiful You knew they were able to have sex and that there was a definate strong intensity during these moments but she didn t go into too many explicit details which leaves much to the imaginationI loved the quote by Bella, Why am I covered in feathersIt was PG 13 Plus they were married when it happened so that made it even better I have to admit I was a little shocked she wrote the sex parts I didn t think she would go there but I am so glad she did because it just made the bond between Edward and Bella even stronger if that was even poss Robert Pattinson hates Twilight so much, it s hysterical.
Interviewer Millions of Twilight fans, they cannot wait to see this, it s almost heartbreaking because they don t want it to be over It s a little bittersweet, isn t it That look on his face is pure, unadulterated joy.
And let s not forget this From the mouth of the guy who plays him.
Or these And of course, the rest of the cast Reviewer update Aug 2009 I have demoted the book from 5 to 4 stars My confession explanation is at the end of the original, unedited review.
Yes, I gave it 5 stars This is partly because I was so pleased by it compared to the last two books in the series that I overreacted But I also approve of her approach to the book and have rated it so highly in order to counteract those reviewers out there who hated it because they felt Bella was a bad example to young girls THESE TWO PARAGRAPHS SPOIL THINGS THAT HAPPEN EARLY IN THE BOOK I have a bone to pick with these people read some of the reviews onor GoodReads and you will find a certain type of person who feels that Bella s character fails as a role model for young women today Why Because she, gasp, got married and had a child at a young age.
Oh, my, what is the world coming to when young pe
Page 318 Had her body changed because she was a werewolf Or had she become a werewolf because her body was wrongThe only female werewolf in the history of forever Was that because she wasn t as female as she should be Okay, it s always been obvious that the only things Smeyer finds important in life are marriage and babies, the younger the better, but what the fuck, y all.
I am beyond disgusted at this edit this is kind of unclear, mostly because at the time of typing I was too angry to think properly I m disgusted at the statement that women who cannot have children are less than female, with the implication that the only point of being a woman is reproduction Which is bullshit Families are great and all, but they are not the be all end all of my double X s, and sterility does not change one s femininity Blah Yeah, finis oh yes, so VERY many spoilers and unladylike language, sorrychokengtitiktitikchokeng1 god help me Here we gochokengtitiktitikchokeng8 yep, Edward is already going overboard protecting Bellachokengtitiktitikchokeng20 Her parents think it s a good idea for her to marry this weirdo at 18 They never think ANYTHING is a good ideachokengtitiktitikchokeng33 Vampire babies creepy in a good waychokengtitiktitikchokeng58 Jacob p.
72 I swear Bella never just goes anywhere, you always have to DRAG her like a toddlerchokengtitiktitikchokeng85 I think they just had sex OMG p.
86 now of course we have to suffer through pages and pages of Edward being guilty which means basically he is an assholechokengtitiktitikchokeng108 she MAKES him have sex with her again, on their HONEYMOON What a slutchoke
It should come as no surprise that I have a dark and dangerous past I was a Twihard I loved this series with every beat of my teenage heart I had a poster, I had a vegetarian vampire shirt, I had a themed birthday party, and worst of all I did this to a book I can t even open it any for fear of the pages falling out and the spine splinteringyet I can t bear to throw it away.
And now ten years later , I m revisiting the series to see how my opinion s changed over the last decade For the most part, I still am pleasantly pleased by how much I enjoyed rereading I very nearly memorized the series as a teen so during the reread, it was nice to